Soliloquy

Seven people with seven voices sat down to discuss the matter at hand. One was silent but wise. One was wise but childish. One was childish but resolved. One was resolved but vicious. One was vicious but sharp-eyed. One was sharp-eyed but arrogant. One was arrogant and lonely

and lost

and confused.

Which of the seven voices prevailed?

Smile With Your Eyes

How (not) to smile, via this link.

Great. Now I'm paranoid about my smile.

Doesn't help that when I tried to ask my sister about it just now, all my pent-up anxiety from perusing countless images of friendly fangs and ecstatic eyes decided to explode suddenly into a fit of maniacal laughter. Ah well. I guess it can't be helped now...

In any case, Mr. Meyer's right. Unless you're really hoping to snag that lead role in a local horror film, please -- please -- for the love of all that lies this side of uncanny valley, remember to smile with your eyes.

Key word being "with".